The Crumby Baker

Spring in New Orleans is a wonderous time of the year. Ok. Alright. Anytime in New Orleans is pretty exciting...I mean we use any excuse to party, so we do it all year, but spring has it's own specialties that come in this post-Mardi Gras haze: Festival Season. Crawfish season. And another one of my favorites, strawberry season.

I've struggled with pie crust in the past. Now I've found at least one recipe/technique I really like. I've only tested the one batch so far, but I'm really pleased with the flakiness. The two secret ingredients are: vodka and lard.

I used Cook's Illustrated foolproof pie dough, which uses half water and half vodka to ensure a flaky but malleable and forgiving pastry. The vodka provides extra liquid but limits the amount of water in order to shorten the gluten bonds forming, which will give a more tender crust. I adjusted the recipe slightly and instead of shortening, I used lard I picked up from my local butcher, Cleaver & Co. Lard, like vegetable shortening is better for pastry crust because it has a lower water content than butter, which ensures a flakier crust. This recipe uses a butter/lard combo to get the best of both worlds--is it the end all be all best pastry crust recipe ever? Probably not, but it's worth trying. It's tasty and flaky. The biggest downside was despite freezing the crust before baking, neither attempt kept the shape of my pretty pie edge designs. So I'd suggest doing something pretty basic as far as finishing goes.

The pecan pie recipe is adapted from Southern Living. The original recipe didn't fill my 9-inch pie pan, so I made some quantity adjustments. If this makes too much for you, make sure to look over at their recipe. I also substituted Steen's Southern Made for the light corn syrup. This particular Steen's product is part molasses/part corn syrup, so you get some of that molassesy goodness. If you want to mix the two yourself, I'd recommend about an 80:20-ish ratio of corn syrup to molasses (almost a cup of corn syrup and about 2 tablespoons or so of regular molasses (not blackstrap). Also, I made this recipe twice so far. The first one (pictured in this gooey slice on the right/above) was just a bit under cooked and the middle didn't quite set perfectly, but it tasted delicious. The second was just a tad over cooked and set up well but didn't taste as nice, so just keep an eye out on your pie in the last 10 minutes or so and see how its doing. Again, is it the greatest pecan pie recipe of all time? Eh....it was really good but I want to try out some other recipes as well. That said, I'm still keeping this one in the memory bank for now too.

So last year's BBQ cookoff at Finn's I made these really delicious BBQ pork cupcakes. They were mindblowing in that crazy sweet and salty bbq porky kind of way and one of my favorite creations that I kind of pieced together from here and there. Since they won the cookoff last year, I felt like it would be cheating if I brought them again this year. So I set out to think up some other bbq-y desserts when I stumbled upon this lovely post from Big Butz BBQ Sauce on shortbread cookies with bacon and bbq sauce.

They sounded pretty dang cool so I incorporated the idea into my go-to shortbread recipe and I feel like the end result was a pretty cool bacony bbq cookie--salty and sweet and crumbly in your mouth deliciousness.

So I've been up to some pretty fun cake decorating projects in the past few months--all for some pretty cool guys who happen to be friends with an insane girl who loves crazy projects and big messes. It all goes back to the Crawfest Cake and the ridiculous Goonies creation. Once the guys in our group realized I'd be up for just about anything they could throw at me, the project line started...so here's a little update on what I've been working on.

I think Kevin put in his order for his groom's cake before they even had a date set! It seems like ages ago when we first talked about it so I had plenty of time to think about how I was going to pull it all together. I busted out my Nintendo NES and favorite video game of all time--Tetris--to do a bit of research and just have some fun. It was a yellow cake base with chocolate buttercream frosting and 100% cake and I'm always excited I'm able to make it work without using rice krispie treats...I always feel like that's cheating.

All of the labels and writing was hand-painted, which let me tell you took quite a bit of time a patience, but in the end I think they looked really impressive. I used my marshmallow fondant and Wilton's Sugar Sheets Edible Decorating Paper, and for the most part everything went smoothly. One of the early snafus was forgetting to order this Chefsmaster colored spray like I used for the Crawfest silver pot. Of course the shipping time would have taken too long to arrive by the time I remembered to order it, so the helpful folks at Shop Bakers Nook pointed me to this gold glaze instead. It all worked out great thanks to them, but I found I really like Duff Goldman's line much better. The colors really pop, the coverage is excellent, and they even sell it at my neighborhood grocery store now!!

As always, when it comes to projects like this, it's the details that really sell the project. The labels may have took a bit of time, but they looked really great and I spent who knows how long painting the Nintendo logo on the front of the console, but in the end I think that's what made it so awesome. Also, I collect interesting candies whenever I find them and catalog them mentally if I ever have use for them in decorating projects. Haribo licorice wheels came in quite handy for the controller cords because they had the perfect shiny gloss finish that made it look authentic.

A few notes on the Wilton sugar sheets:

• Painting the sheets with gel food coloring diluted with alcohol worked fabulously and I was able to do much of this in the week before the wedding. Being able to do this in advance was critical because it took so much attention to detail that I needed to be able to do it without the pressure of having to do the rest of the baking and building at the same time. 
• Always remember that its easy to paint dark colors over lighter colors but not not so much the other way around. 
• The sheets peel away from the plastic backing fairly easily at room temperature, but if it's hot and humid (hello, New Orleans!) well, its much harder to make them cooperate. Also if you heavily paint them, they can be a bit more fragile and delicate to handle. The easiest quick fix I found was to throw it in the freezer for about 30-60 seconds and it should come off much easier. I also found having an exacto knife near by was very helpful to get the corners started if its being stubborn.

Thanks to Kevin and Blake for being the cool cats they are and letting me make this very awesome Nintendo cake for them...and giving me the honor of making the one of a kind headpiece I whipped up for the bride.  and I couldn't be more excited to have been a part of such a legen---wait for it---dairy night.

Despite my ever expanding waistband, I had one of the best chocolate cupcakes I've had in a while from the Cake Cafe. I also had one of the most disappointing chocolate cupcakes from an un-named cupcake company that recently opened up in Nola. Cake Cafe's is everything you expect in a chocolate cupcake from Grandmaw's house--unassuming and completely delicious with an awesome fudgey icing that just screams homey old school greatness. The later was modernly styled and packaged and pretty to look at but completely and utterly disappointing. Even I couldn't pin point exactly what it was I didn't like about it but it was dry and awkward and made me wonder how this place is in business--and also that I could make a much better cupcake.

This chocolate fudge cake is one of my favorite go-to chocolate cake recipes. It doesn't have the complexity of Ina Garten's Beatty's Chocolate Cake, but it's fudgey, moist and chocolatey with out being too expensive to make. I usually pair it with a swiss chocolate buttercream and they are truly magnificent together. I'd say it's a bit different combo together than Cake Cafe's fudgey frosting, but I like them both equally, which means they're both awesome. :)

It's also a great sturdy cake that I use all the time when I'm doing intricate cake designs and it works great as either a cake or cupcakes. This past weekend, I made it into chocolate cowardly lion cupcakes to bring to the Finn's cook the competition challenge...but unfortunately came in a close second. How can you beat the combination of adorable AND delicious?? ....with pork and bacon apparently. Its all good though because my Saints won and you'll all love this recipe no matter how you decorate it. :)

Okay so maybe I could make these pumpkin cupcakes anytime of the year, but for some reason fall rolls around and the cool weather and falling leaves just makes me want pumpkins and sweet potatoes and turkey...not that we actually have cool weather in New Orleans right now. Yesterday's high was 84. 84!! In mid November! I keep trying to brainwash myself to think fall and it will feel like fall...but the weather gods are just ignoring me.

Anyway...my coworker bought me this pumpkin cupcake pan from Williams-Sonoma as a gift a while back and I instantly fell in love with these cupcakes. I've been waiting all year for fall to come back around to make these again. They have a great soft crumb with a good pumpkin flavor that's not too overpowered with spice. Again, I love the bit of salt in there too, and although the original recipe comes with a frosting, I like them plain. When they're naked I can delude myself into thinking they're appropriate breakfast. 

So the first time I went to Finn McCool's was to catch a world cup game back in '06. The place was hopping and I instantly fell in love with Katie Jean's (then one of the bartenders) infectious energy and the bar's awesome familial camaraderie. It's so much more than just a neighborhood bar with the best owners, coolest bartenders and a pretty awesome collection of patrons: this past weekend that group raised over two grand to help out a patron who had been shot in the head in an attempted carjacking. The list of charitable organizations that have raised money at Finn's is seemingly endless because the owners Pauline and Stephen are just that cool.

Each week for the Saints games, they cook the competition in a pot luck style cookoff and everyone who brings food gets a free drink, gets to the front of the line each week and a chance to win a $20 bar tab for the best dish. I've always liked bringing desserts when I have a chance to make something, because no one else ever brings in sweets and I have such a sweet tooth even after I gorge on all the other deliciousness everyone else makes, I still always want a little sugar too.